Holy Sh*t, Itβs Raccoon Jesus β Limited Edition Kiss Cut Sticker | Illuminasty Drop
Divine chaos in vinyl form. This Limited Edition kiss cut sticker features Raccoon Jesus mid-sermon, holding a flaming cross and a greasy slice of salvation. From his neon bishop hat to his pizza-blessed paws, this sticker is an unholy miracle for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or altar of poor decisions.
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π₯ Part of the Illuminasty Drop by Trash Cult Supply Co.
π Stick him anywhere. Heβll forgive youβprobably.
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Details:
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- Kiss cut sticker with vibrant, high-resolution artwork
- Made from durable, weather-resistant vinyl
- Perfect for outdoor use or indoor blasphemy
- Applies easily, peels clean, and radiates holy feral vibes
- Measures approx. [insert size here] β custom cult-sized
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Why You Need It:
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- Itβs Raccoon. Itβs Jesus. He has pizza.
- Adds +10 chaotic holy power to whatever you stick it on
- Limited Edition β no second comings
- Part of the Illuminasty Drop β once itβs gone, it ascends permanently
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| Length, in | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.